In An Alternate Universe, This Post Would Be A Tweet

And frankly, nobody should be surprised if it does come to that at some point, dynamic nature of the web being what it is and the pointlessness of resisting dominant paradigms w/o compelling political motives to do so being the transparently silly thing the ever-present future has exposed it as. Or strongly suggested it to be. Jury still out. Anyhow. WFMU emergency marathon goin’ on. They played our stuff when other people couldn’t handle the Unbending Truth Of The Grinding Wheel. Their programming cures diseases you don’t even know about before they hit the street. Their premiums are so rad. So throw a bone their way if you got one! The band thanks you.