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mike5998 knows how many times he pooped in 2009

April 01, 2010 12:32PM | mike5998 knows how many times he pooped in 2009
haiku for april fools
in the year
two thousand and nine
i doth pooped five hundred and twelve times
























































































































































































































BUTTSLAM!



don't clap between movements



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 04/02/2010 04:03PM by mike5998.
April 01, 2010 12:46PM | Re: mike5998 dies in car crash
phew.



The first thing that distinguishes a writer is that he is most alive when alone. - Martin Amis
April 01, 2010 01:06PM | Re: mike5998 dies in car crash
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Wild Creature
phew.

Srsly QFT.

<insert Gilda Radner quote about being so funny I forgot to laugh here>
grinning smiley



A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
April 01, 2010 08:52PM | Re: mike5998 dies in car crash
April 02, 2010 03:48AM | Re: mike5998 dies in car crash
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SlowWestVulture
This is the best joke MIKE could think of?

Better than him just saying something ending with "BUTTSLAM" again.


j/k keep on rocking, Mike
April 02, 2010 10:12AM | Re: mike5998 dies in car crash
it's not a joke.
























































































































































































































haha!

april fool!



don't clap between movements
April 02, 2010 03:40PM | Re: mike5998 dies in car crash
You're the fool, son.
April 02, 2010 04:00PM | Re: mike5998 dies in car crash
nuh uh. you are.

FOOL!





















































































































































































































see.

told ya.



don't clap between movements
April 02, 2010 06:00PM | Re: mike5998 dies in car crash
Well?!? How many? Sheesh, the suspense is killing me!



A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
May 01, 2012 05:03PM | Re: mike5998 knows how many times he pooped in 2009
bump
May 01, 2012 10:10PM | Re: mike5998 knows how many times he pooped in 2009
Ha! Thank you for bumping this. this is the best.
December 11, 2012 02:54PM | Re: mike5998 knows how many times he pooped in 2009
jesus.

so much scrolling!



clams on the half shell and roller skates; roller skates.
December 11, 2012 04:52PM | Re: mike5998 knows how many times he pooped in 2009
in 2013 i really am going to keep count how many times i poop.



clams on the half shell and roller skates; roller skates.
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