cake is food

food

food

FOOD

food has now ceased to have any meaning whatsoever

FOOD

food

F o o d

what do i eat, i eat food

what's your favorite kind of food cake

angel food

or devil's food

and why don't they call it angel's food cake

food

i'm a foodie

i like to eat food

food is the stuff i eat

shouldn't a foodie actually be called a fooder

foodfoodfood

foo-duh

food

oo oo oo food

food rhymes with nude, but not good

FOOD

i'm a food man

i like to eat food

who the hell doesn't like to eat food

food is what everybody eats

does anybody not eat FOOD

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is there a generic FOOD, like manna

this food like substance that everybody eats

like peanut butter

can we just start calling peanut butter FOOD

hey charlie, i'm eating a food and jelly sandwich

yeah, these ritz crackers have food in the middle

reese's food cups

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haiku for food

i can't explain food
it's something we eat i guess
it's making me think

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food

it's what's for dinner

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the most important meal of the day is

food

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what did they feed you?

food you mean. what did they food me.

no, feed. did they feed you food?

no, they fed me feed.

feed? you mean animal food?

no, food is what we eat. we all eat food. they fed me food.

was it feed?

no, it was food.

they fed you feed, it was your food.

yeah, something like that.

did you like it?

naaaaaaaaaah.

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got food?

sounds german.

got german food?

is german food different from chinese food?

it's both food

they eat food, i eat food

this food is making me thirsty

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Mike3000
is there a generic FOOD, like manna

this food like substance that everybody eats

like peanut butter

can we just start calling peanut butter FOOD

hey charlie, i'm eating a food and jelly sandwich

yeah, these ritz crackers have food in the middle

reese's food cups

This sounds so much like a Mitch Hedberg bit.

One of my favorite descendents songs.

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Here are the lyrics if you want to follow along at home:
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
Get out of my way, or I'll eat you
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
I'm going to turn dining
back into eating
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

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Children

tMG: Ask me about my painful divorce.

for breakfast, i ate food

for lunch, i ate food

for dinner, i will eat food

and for dessert, i will have ice cream

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What a coincidence! I am having food for dinner as well!

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A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.

Ice Cream is food too!

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I make videos for the interwebs. Click to taste the insanity.
My band has a Facebook. This is the link.

check it, yo

this is also the name of the cookbook that jd had a recipe in!

I LIKE FOOD, FOOD TASTES GOOD

hell yes

Shall I mention this?

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I make videos for the interwebs. Click to taste the insanity.
My band has a Facebook. This is the link.

I'm so hungry

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"Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

[www.youtube.com]

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I make videos for the interwebs. Click to taste the insanity.
My band has a Facebook. This is the link.

aw man, i thought for sure that was gonna be "pickle surprise!"

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baby i'm a want food.

baby i'm a need food.

not baby food.

that makes me have a food baby.

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mike3000
aw man, i thought for sure that was gonna be "pickle surprise!"

WHY, MIKE...?



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ah man, i love pickle surprise.

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Watching it just sends waves of terror through me.

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iatethelotus

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mike3000
aw man, i thought for sure that was gonna be "pickle surprise!"

WHY, MIKE...?

What the hell was that? I'm scared.

it's a pickle surprise!

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Someone named Tom Rubnitz created this and a bunch of other disturbing randomness that seem to have no other point than to cause galactic jolts of fear, morbid curiosity, sexual insinuations, and demonic hellish nightmares.

i didn't start it!

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bump

hilarious cake story:

back in the day, the first pink floyd cd box set came out, the 1992 shine on box. had a bonus cd of the early pink floyd singles, 10 tracks i'd never heard before, and i was just getting into syd era pf. but, i didn't have enough money to buy that bitch. it was like, 100 some bux. and, i already had the albums in the box. i just wanted the singles disc, but of course, you had to spend 100 bux to get it.

so here's what i did.

for some reason i had an old piece of stale cake, about a month old. it was stiff, nothing growing on it, it was in a covered glass cake dish, get me? i brought it with me to the mall in my coat pocket. i go in to sam goody, buy the damn thing with my close to maxed credit card, and go out to my car. open, take out singles disc, insert slice of old stale cake, and walk back in, looking annoyed.

i walk up to the dood at the counter and open the box saying, "is this some kind of joke? the only thing i wanted from this box was the singles disc and it wasn't frickin in there. what the fuck is that shit? i want my money back, i'm gonna walk to the other end of the mall and buy from 'everyday music,' they don't have shit in their cd cases!" dood looked at it, didn't even want to touch the cake, i'm not sure he knew what it was. but i was just in there a couple minutes ago. so he gave me my money back. not sure why he didn't just offer me another from their stock. i sold upset incredulity pretty well i guess. what a rush.

to calm myself, i went to the food court and had a hot dog on a stick. watched the girls pump out some lemonade for me. couldn't wait to get home and listen to some "point me at the sky."
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i got expelled.