Flying back from California, we were stuck in O'Hare airport at 3am after a connecting flight didn't depart for some reason. They wouldn't give us cots, and we were stuck outside of the terminal. So we had to sleep in the foyer, on luggage carts. All the local hotels were full, surprisingly. At least that is what I was told.
Being 3am I figured no one would mind if I borrowed a wheelchair. So I grabbed one and tooled around. I went to the giant CONNECTING FLIGHTS television array and found that they are normal televisions. They have buttons, with channels, and you can change them if you want to. I wanted to and did, so I watched some chick get the snot beat out of her in a Lifetime original movie, the Weather Channel and the Tony Danza show all at the same time.
Later I learned to race luggage carts up and down and before the night was over I strung three of them together and made myself a bed.
Never fly American airlines.