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Mtn. Girl
August 17, 2009 12:03PM | Re: Ask mike
I couldn't agree with you more!




A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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Mtn. Girl
August 17, 2009 01:56PM | Re: Ask mike
Dear Mike,

I have been wanting to ask you a really good question today and I can't seem to think of one! Why can't I think of a good Mike question?


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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mike3000
August 17, 2009 02:31PM | Re: Ask mike
you know all the answers.


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Mtn. Girl
August 17, 2009 02:36PM | Re: Ask mike



A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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mike3000
August 17, 2009 04:19PM | Re: Ask mike
same thing!


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Wild Creature
August 17, 2009 04:21PM | Re: Ask mike
There are no answers, only reasons to be strong. - pylon.


The first thing that distinguishes a writer is that he is most alive when alone. - Martin Amis
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alectherins
August 18, 2009 10:53AM | Re: Ask mike
Dear Mike,

I read today that if Zombies actually existed an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilization.

What can we do as a people to befriend potential zombies so they won't attack?

Do you think Obama has enough zombie legislation in the new healthcare bill?

How much duct tape is enough when the zombies attack?

Is Full Force Galesburg the best tMG album ever?


Children

tMG: Ask me about my painful divorce.
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mike3000
August 18, 2009 12:05PM | Re: Ask mike
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alectherins
Dear Mike,
I read today that if Zombies actually existed an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilization.

What can we do as a people to befriend potential zombies so they won't attack?

hug them in the head. then they won't be able to unfriend you from facebook, the largest zombie networking site in the world.

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alectherins
Do you think Obama has enough zombie legislation in the new healthcare bill?

there is never enough zombie legislation, regardless of anything.

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alectherins
How much duct tape is enough when the zombies attack?

2 square feet. in your shoes.

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alectherins
Is Full Force Galesburg the best tMG album ever?

no. it's the sunset tree. followed closely by the coroner's gambit.


~ i ' m g o n n a s p o o n a l l t h e j u d g e s ~
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alectherins
August 18, 2009 03:23PM | Re: Ask mike
These people used much more duct tape then that.



Are you lying?

Is making a tux from duct tape the next fall fashion? or a faux pas?


Children

tMG: Ask me about my painful divorce.
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mike3000
August 18, 2009 08:00PM | Re: Ask mike
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alectherins
These people used much more duct tape then that.

Are you lying?

yes.

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alectherins
Is making a tux from duct tape the next fall fashion? or a faux pas?

it's pronounced "ductsedo."

and it better be the next fall fashion, or, i dare say, i will certainly look the fool come november!


~ i ' m g o n n a s p o o n a l l t h e j u d g e s ~
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Captain Insano
August 18, 2009 08:06PM | Re: Ask mike
This one is rad:



Tiresias: Give thought to this, my son! All men will err. But when a man does err, he is not foolish or miserable if he does not become set in his persistence but seeks to right the wrong.
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Captain Insano
August 18, 2009 08:12PM | Re: Ask mike
ductsedo made me laugh...
hard


Tiresias: Give thought to this, my son! All men will err. But when a man does err, he is not foolish or miserable if he does not become set in his persistence but seeks to right the wrong.
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mike3000
August 19, 2009 10:30AM | Re: Ask mike
my aim is true.

i like how that guy's eyes are barred out.

like nobody's going to recognize duende!


~ i ' m g o n n a s p o o n a l l t h e j u d g e s ~
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Mtn. Girl
August 19, 2009 10:35AM | Re: Ask mike
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mike3000
my aim is true.

That reminded me of this:




A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/19/2009 10:35AM by Mtn. Girl.
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mike3000
August 19, 2009 10:48AM | Re: Ask mike
i'm not a telephone junkie!


~ i ' m g o n n a s p o o n a l l t h e j u d g e s ~
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Mtn. Girl
August 19, 2009 10:55AM | Re: Ask mike
Everyday I write the book!


EDIT: Actually Im just Watching the Detectives. (He's so cute!)


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/19/2009 10:59AM by Mtn. Girl.
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Mtn. Girl
August 19, 2009 12:57PM | Re: Ask mike
Dear Mike,

I was just sitting here thinking...
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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mike3000
August 19, 2009 01:00PM | Re: Ask mike
it's the hat.

like this girl has on her head.




~ i ' m g o n n a s p o o n a l l t h e j u d g e s ~



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/19/2009 01:02PM by mike3000.
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Mtn. Girl
August 19, 2009 01:07PM | Re: Ask mike
HAA! That kid does not look happy with her outfit.

You had to sing the song in your head though, didn't cha? spinning smiley sticking its tongue out


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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mike3000
August 19, 2009 03:14PM | Re: Ask mike
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Mtn. Girl
HAA! That kid does not look happy with her outfit.

You had to sing the song in your head though, didn't cha? spinning smiley sticking its tongue out

actually, no. i have the song's lyrics tattooed backwards on my back. somehow made sense when i was drunk.


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Mtn. Girl
August 20, 2009 01:23PM | Re: Ask mike
Did you get the tattoo done HERE? grinning smiley

EDIT: Cause that was a question and should have included a question mark.


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2009 01:23PM by Mtn. Girl.
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alectherins
August 21, 2009 01:36PM | Re: Ask mike
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mike3000
it's the hat.

like this girl has on her head.


Mike,

Should this pic make me happy or depressed I packed easy mac for lunch today.

I can't seem to decide how to feel.


Children

tMG: Ask me about my painful divorce.
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SlowWestVulture
August 22, 2009 03:23PM | Re: Ask mike
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mike3000
it's the hat.

like this girl has on her head.


Mike,

Why is this pic making me hungry for Easy Mac?
Is their something wrong with me?
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mike3000
August 24, 2009 04:06PM | Re: Ask mike
Mtn. Girl Wrote:
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> Did you get the tattoo done HERE? grinning smiley
>
> EDIT: Cause that was a question and should have
> included a question mark.


no. did it myself. using a broken mirror, a rusty switchblade, and a newish bic pen.




~ i ' m g o n n a s p o o n a l l t h e j u d g e s ~
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mike3000
August 24, 2009 04:08PM | Re: Ask mike
alectherins Wrote:
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> it's the hat.
>
> like this girl has on her head.
>
> [www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com]
> olest-macaroni-and-cheese-costume-35906.jpg
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> Mike,
>
> Should this pic make me happy or depressed I
> packed easy mac for lunch today.
>
> I can't seem to decide how to feel.


being happy is the same as being depressed.

isn't it?

um, to answer the question, both.


~ i ' m g o n n a s p o o n a l l t h e j u d g e s ~
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