Surfin Goat.

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Children

tMG: Ask me about my painful divorce.

SURFIN' GOAT
(not quite Frazier - White - Harris - Wilson)
THE TRASHMEN

A-well-a everybody's heard about the goat
G-g-g-goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, the goat is the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, well the goat is the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, well the goat is the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, well the goat is the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a don't you know about the goat?
Well, everybody knows that the goat is the woat!
A-well-a goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the goat
Goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat, goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a don't you know about the goat?
Well, everybody's talking about the goat!
A-well-a goat, goat, g-goat's the woat
A-well-a goat...

Surfin' goat
Gggggggggggggggggg... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oomba-baah-baah

Papa-oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Oom-oom-oom-oom-oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oomba-baah-baah, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Papa-a-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oomba-baah-baah, oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oomba-baah-baah, oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-oomba-baah-baah
Oom-oom-oom-oom-oomba-baah-baah
Oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
Papa-oomba-baah-baah, oomba-baah-baah
Well don't you know about the goat?
Well, everybody knows that the goat is the woat!
A-well-a goat, goat, g-goat's the woat

Papa-oomba-baah-baah, papa-oomba-baah-baah
[repeat to fade]

I am impressed that you took the joke all they way to typing out all of the lyrics.

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Children

tMG: Ask me about my painful divorce.