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June 14, 2012 02:57PM | Sarcasm No Longer Exists
this is how i live my life now. there is no such thing as sarcasm. snark. snarcasm. snarkiness. so cal racism.

there is only what you say/type.

euphamisms, metaphors, similes, inferences, inflections, rolling eyeballs, loud stinky gaseous emissions from your A-HOLE.....body language of any sort.

all that shit.

don't exist no more.

and consonance doesn't either, ether. (for example)

so gimme a break whydon'tchanow.

I'M NOT THE SMARTEST!

I HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME JUST BLINKING RIGHT!

I HAVE TO CONCENTRATE WITH ALL MY MIGHT JUST TO WRITE!

oh yeah, and no more rhymes too.

that shit don't exist NO MORE.

whatcha see is whatcha get.

you read me, i read you, and that's it.

and cliche doesn't exist anymore either. every saying is brand new again. you can say that again.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

how about that.

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!

(best thread ever, starting now)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/14/2012 02:59PM by mike10k.
June 14, 2012 03:56PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
FREEBIRD!!!!
June 14, 2012 04:03PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
are you trying to tell me that you actually like Rammstein and are just teasing me?



I've got big plans.Talking BlanketYay, Butts! LOL!
June 14, 2012 04:16PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
there are no more questions!!!!!

what did i say dolla. ?

WHAT DID I SAY!!!!!!

that's what i meant.
June 14, 2012 04:17PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
Quote
dtrom4
FREEBIRD!!!!

i now proceed to assume you have a friend named bird that has been jailed unjustly.

SEE THASS HOW THISSHIT WERX



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/14/2012 04:22PM by mike10k.
June 14, 2012 05:30PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
June 14, 2012 05:34PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
And when you say ...how shit works... Im guessing you mean shit or pooh that actually functions somehow?



A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
June 14, 2012 05:43PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
exactly.

shit works just like this:

June 15, 2012 05:49PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
ok.

maybe this time, i've gone too far.
June 15, 2012 05:54PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
that is just ridiculous.








































































































































































































































































































































































































































































June 15, 2012 06:51PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
yeah right
June 22, 2012 03:14PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
Mike,

Today I saw a girl with pants the same color as the soles of my shoes.





I've got big plans.Talking BlanketYay, Butts! LOL!
June 23, 2012 01:55AM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
shoulda asked her, bro!
December 13, 2012 04:39PM | Re: Sarcasm No Longer Exists
it's bump a thread thursday!



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