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StatusFrustratio
December 23, 2011 04:08PM | Re: christmas haiku
Atop our pine tree,
A nice green 2 rial stamp.
(Angels are passé)
















midgoat
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Mtn. Girl
December 23, 2011 05:35PM | Re: christmas haiku






4000.


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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mike10k
December 23, 2011 06:07PM | Re: christmas haiku
that's 10,000 baby.

awwww yeah.
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dollabill
December 23, 2011 06:35PM | Re: christmas haiku
Yay! I already like you better than the other guy! Can Mike10K do limericks?


I've got big plans. ◊ Talking Blanket ◊ Yay, Butts! LOL!
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mike10k
December 23, 2011 07:06PM | Re: christmas haiku
there once was a poster named mike
who said posting was like riding a bike
he then built a bike
that he didn't like
and he rode it all the way to france
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dollabill
December 23, 2011 08:43PM | Re: christmas haiku
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mike10k
there once was a poster named mike
who said posting was like riding a bike
he then built a bike
that he didn't like
and he rode it all the way to france




I've got big plans. ◊ Talking Blanket ◊ Yay, Butts! LOL!
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Achillius
December 24, 2011 12:02PM | Re: christmas haiku
Christmas: twelve years old
Listened to Slipknot and sulked.
I was, like, so cool.

***

If you're dyslexic,
or if you are a goth,
"Santa" looks like "Satan"


a million faces at my feet & all I see are dark eyes
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Achillius
December 24, 2011 12:39PM | Re: christmas haiku
"Snowed In",
The Hanson Christmas album,
When played backwards,
Yields majesty

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Seriously though,
play it backwards
They sound like demonic
chipmunks


a million faces at my feet & all I see are dark eyes
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Achillius
December 24, 2011 12:53PM | Re: christmas haiku
This is a meta-haiku
That is: a short poem
with seventeen syllables

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That last one was not
even really about Christmas
Sorry for that

***

See where this is going?
endless meta-poetic
apologies

***

This one, I promise,
will be about Christmas:
"Ho ho ho ho ho"
See?

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Instead of gifts
I give high-fives for Christmas
Responses have been mixed.

***

Dear Santa:
for Christmas this year:
Laser vision.
Get on that shit, dude.

EDIT: To add more inane shit.


a million faces at my feet & all I see are dark eyes



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/24/2011 01:49PM by Achillius.
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jacobfiala
December 25, 2011 11:29PM | Re: christmas haiku
i approve of this thread wholeheartedly. but it's supposed to be 5-7-5.
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Kathaariancode
December 26, 2011 01:33AM | Re: christmas haiku
And I suppose you also expect all your wimmins to be 36-24-36 too, huh?
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Wild Creature
December 26, 2011 02:07AM | Re: christmas haiku
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Kathaariancode
And I suppose you also expect all your wimmins to be 36-24-36 too, huh?

ony if she's 5'3'


The first thing that distinguishes a writer is that he is most alive when alone. - Martin Amis
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Kathaariancode
December 26, 2011 03:36AM | Re: christmas haiku
I guess we've narrowed down that wild creature is an anaconda. One that doesn't want non unless you've got buns, hun.




OH YEAH.
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Kathaariancode
December 26, 2011 03:45AM | Re: christmas haiku
Feel bad for derailing epic thread.

Christmas
Holiday that's cool
Cooler than being in school
Lim'rick or haiku?

Actually, I'm not sure it Quallifies as either.
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jacobfiala
December 26, 2011 10:34AM | Re: christmas haiku
lawlawlawl
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mike10k
December 27, 2011 09:44AM | Re: christmas haiku
the christmas holiday
was a gas
white beans, brussel sprouts, and cabbage
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simonfox
January 06, 2012 07:04PM | Re: christmas haiku
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mike5998
when i clap both my hands
the lights on the christmas tree
go on and off

when i clap one hand
tree falls in the forest green
what sound does it make?


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mike10k
January 07, 2012 03:44AM | Re: christmas haiku
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Wild Creature
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Kathaariancode
And I suppose you also expect all your wimmins to be 36-24-36 too, huh?

ony if she's 3'5"

FFIIXXTT

x a dillion



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/07/2012 03:44AM by mike10k.
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betamax
February 17, 2012 10:53AM | Re: christmas haiku
can't find other thread
it's 4 pee emm on friday
time to start drinking.


let's get dressed up in costumes and dance by the bar.
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