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December 23, 2011 01:46PM | Re: christmas haiku
fruitcake is best through a straw
but fruitcake flavored vodka
makes me barf



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December 23, 2011 01:48PM | Re: christmas haiku
i believe that santa claus
might have a serious
porn addiction



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December 23, 2011 01:57PM | Re: christmas haiku
i stopped believing in santa
the day i found
he believed in god



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December 23, 2011 01:59PM | Re: christmas haiku
jesus christ
red and green colored lights
won't make me forget about you



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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2011 01:59PM by mike5998.
December 23, 2011 02:01PM | Re: christmas haiku
i hate people
who say
jesus' birthday was really in april



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December 23, 2011 02:11PM | Re: christmas haiku
Quote
mike5998
jesus christ
red and green colored lights
won't make me forget about you
awww!
December 23, 2011 02:21PM | Re: christmas haiku
whoever invented the word
swag
should be beat up every christmas



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December 23, 2011 02:24PM | Re: christmas haiku
i failed first grade art class
jesus christ
with claws and fangs and machine gun



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December 23, 2011 02:25PM | Re: christmas haiku
i bet santa claus
smells like a pine tree
and day old reindeer urine



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December 23, 2011 02:26PM | Re: christmas haiku
walgreens is the best place
to shop for christmas gifts
colostomy bags



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December 23, 2011 02:27PM | Re: christmas haiku
Quote
mike5998
i hate people
who say
jesus' birthday was really in april

But isnt that when
Baby jesus hatched from his
Egg and saved us all?

winking smiley



"A tiger rose growing through your prison door
Reaching for sunlight, can't see it anymore"
December 23, 2011 02:27PM | Re: christmas haiku
christmas makes me
warm and fuzzy inside
or it's the chipmunk i ate



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December 23, 2011 02:33PM | Re: christmas haiku
jesus grew inside an egg
made by the lord
deep in mary's pussy



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December 23, 2011 02:34PM | Re: christmas haiku
it's a time christmas cheer
and also
cases of miller high life



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December 23, 2011 02:35PM | Re: christmas haiku
i've got a christmas thong
up my christmas butt
it's red and green and brown



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December 23, 2011 02:36PM | Re: christmas haiku
finally,
there is white hair on my dick
exclaims teenage santa claus



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December 23, 2011 02:37PM | Re: christmas haiku
my favorite thing
is putting
the artificial tree together



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December 23, 2011 02:39PM | Re: christmas haiku
when i clap both my hands
the lights on the christmas tree
go on and off



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December 23, 2011 02:40PM | Re: christmas haiku
i've heard that
fucking a reindeer
feels just like fucking an antelope



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December 23, 2011 02:42PM | Re: christmas haiku
haiku for sale, haiku for sale
all my holiday
haiku for sale



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December 23, 2011 02:45PM | Re: christmas haiku
HAIKU FOR A MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
next year
is going to be the best year
and it will be the last year



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December 23, 2011 02:48PM | Re: christmas haiku
i once got a great present
i didn't expect it
venus flytrap



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December 23, 2011 02:49PM | Re: christmas haiku
i recently heard the world
is running out of frankincense
oh well



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December 23, 2011 02:51PM | Re: christmas haiku
too much turkey on t-day
too much ham on christmas
new years, eggnog



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December 23, 2011 02:53PM | Re: christmas haiku
the best part
of it's a wonderful life
merry christmas movie house



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