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christmas haiku

Posted by mike5998 
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 01:46PM
fruitcake is best through a straw
but fruitcake flavored vodka
it's where i draw the line



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:38PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 01:48PM
i believe in santa claus
he has a serious
porn addiction to kick



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:39PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 01:57PM
i stopped believing in journey
the day i found out
foreigner comes from boston



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:39PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 01:59PM
jesus christ
red and green colored lights
won't make me forget about you



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2011 01:59PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:01PM
i hate people
who say
jesus' birthday was really in april
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:11PM
[quote=mike5998]
jesus christ
red and green colored lights
won't make me forget about you[/quote]
awww!
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:21PM
whoever invented the word
swag
should be dragged out into the street and shot



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:40PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:24PM
i failed first grade art class
jesus christ
with claws and fangs and machine gun!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:40PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:25PM
i bet santa claus
smells like a pine tree
and reindeer jizz



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:41PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:26PM
walgreens is the best place
to shop for christmas gifts
colostomy bags
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:27PM
[quote=mike5998]
i hate people
who say
jesus' birthday was really in april[/quote]

But isnt that when
Baby jesus hatched from his
Egg and saved us all?

;)

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"I'm so tired of being alone. These penitent walls are all I know. The song birds calling across the water. Inside my silent asylum."
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:27PM
christmas makes me
warm and fuzzy inside
or it's the chipmunk i ate
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:33PM
jesus grew inside an egg
made by the lord
deep in mary's pussy
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:34PM
it's a time for christmas cheer
and also
it's miller time



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:42PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:35PM
i've got a christmas thong
betwixt my christmas cheeks
it's red and green and brown



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:42PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:36PM
tinsel
is just what's left over
after santa trims his pubes



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:43PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:37PM
my favorite thing about christmas
putting
the artificial tree up



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Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:39PM
when i clap
the lights on the christmas tree
go off



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:45PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:40PM
to santa
fucking a reindeer
is just like fucking an antelope



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:46PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:42PM
haiku for sale, haiku for sale
all my holiday
haiku for sale
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:45PM
[u]HAIKU FOR A MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR[/u]
next year
is going to be the best year
for it will be the last year



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:47PM by mike5998.
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:48PM
i once got a great present
i didn't expect it
venus flytrap
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:49PM
i recently heard the world
is running out of frankincense
oh well
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:51PM
too much turkey on t-day
too much ham on christmas
new years, eggnog
Re: christmas haiku
December 23, 2011 02:53PM
the best part
of it's a wonderful life
merry christmas movie house!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2015 05:47PM by mike5998.
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