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christmas haiku

December 23, 2011 01:46PM | Re: christmas haiku
fruitcake is best through a straw
but fruitcake flavored vodka
makes me barf

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December 23, 2011 01:48PM | Re: christmas haiku
i believe that santa claus
might have a serious
porn addiction

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December 23, 2011 01:57PM | Re: christmas haiku
i stopped believing in santa
the day i found
he believed in god

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December 23, 2011 01:59PM | Re: christmas haiku
jesus christ
red and green colored lights
won't make me forget about you

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2011 01:59PM by mike5998.
December 23, 2011 02:01PM | Re: christmas haiku
i hate people
who say
jesus' birthday was really in april

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December 23, 2011 02:11PM | Re: christmas haiku
[quote=mike5998]
jesus christ
red and green colored lights
won't make me forget about you[/quote]
awww!
December 23, 2011 02:21PM | Re: christmas haiku
whoever invented the word
swag
should be beat up every christmas

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December 23, 2011 02:24PM | Re: christmas haiku
i failed first grade art class
jesus christ
with claws and fangs and machine gun

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December 23, 2011 02:25PM | Re: christmas haiku
i bet santa claus
smells like a pine tree
and day old reindeer urine

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December 23, 2011 02:26PM | Re: christmas haiku
walgreens is the best place
to shop for christmas gifts
colostomy bags

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December 23, 2011 02:27PM | Re: christmas haiku
[quote=mike5998]
i hate people
who say
jesus' birthday was really in april[/quote]

But isnt that when
Baby jesus hatched from his
Egg and saved us all?

;)

"A tiger rose growing through your prison door
Reaching for sunlight, can't see it anymore"
December 23, 2011 02:27PM | Re: christmas haiku
christmas makes me
warm and fuzzy inside
or it's the chipmunk i ate

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December 23, 2011 02:33PM | Re: christmas haiku
jesus grew inside an egg
made by the lord
deep in mary's pussy

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December 23, 2011 02:34PM | Re: christmas haiku
it's a time christmas cheer
and also
cases of miller high life

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December 23, 2011 02:35PM | Re: christmas haiku
i've got a christmas thong
up my christmas butt
it's red and green and brown

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December 23, 2011 02:36PM | Re: christmas haiku
finally,
there is white hair on my dick
exclaims teenage santa claus

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December 23, 2011 02:37PM | Re: christmas haiku
my favorite thing
is putting
the artificial tree together

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December 23, 2011 02:39PM | Re: christmas haiku
when i clap both my hands
the lights on the christmas tree
go on and off

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December 23, 2011 02:40PM | Re: christmas haiku
i've heard that
fucking a reindeer
feels just like fucking an antelope

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December 23, 2011 02:42PM | Re: christmas haiku
haiku for sale, haiku for sale
all my holiday
haiku for sale

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December 23, 2011 02:45PM | Re: christmas haiku
[u]HAIKU FOR A MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR[/u]
next year
is going to be the best year
and it will be the last year

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December 23, 2011 02:48PM | Re: christmas haiku
i once got a great present
i didn't expect it
venus flytrap

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December 23, 2011 02:49PM | Re: christmas haiku
i recently heard the world
is running out of frankincense
oh well

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December 23, 2011 02:51PM | Re: christmas haiku
too much turkey on t-day
too much ham on christmas
new years, eggnog

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December 23, 2011 02:53PM | Re: christmas haiku
the best part
of it's a wonderful life
merry christmas movie house

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