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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:46PM | Re: christmas haiku
fruitcake is best through a straw
but fruitcake flavored vodka
makes me barf


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:48PM | Re: christmas haiku
i believe that santa claus
might have a serious
porn addiction


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:57PM | Re: christmas haiku
i stopped believing in santa
the day i found
he believed in god


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:59PM | Re: christmas haiku
jesus christ
red and green colored lights
won't make me forget about you


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:01PM | Re: christmas haiku
i hate people
who say
jesus' birthday was really in april


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Eidyia
December 23, 2011 02:11PM | Re: christmas haiku
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mike5998
jesus christ
red and green colored lights
won't make me forget about you
awww!
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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:21PM | Re: christmas haiku
whoever invented the word
swag
should be beat up every christmas


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:24PM | Re: christmas haiku
i failed first grade art class
jesus christ
with claws and fangs and machine gun


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:25PM | Re: christmas haiku
i bet santa claus
smells like a pine tree
and day old reindeer urine


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:26PM | Re: christmas haiku
walgreens is the best place
to shop for christmas gifts
colostomy bags


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Mtn. Girl
December 23, 2011 02:27PM | Re: christmas haiku
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mike5998
i hate people
who say
jesus' birthday was really in april

But isnt that when
Baby jesus hatched from his
Egg and saved us all?

winking smiley


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:27PM | Re: christmas haiku
christmas makes me
warm and fuzzy inside
or it's the chipmunk i ate


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:33PM | Re: christmas haiku
jesus grew inside an egg
made by the lord
deep in mary's pussy


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:34PM | Re: christmas haiku
it's a time christmas cheer
and also
cases of miller high life


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:35PM | Re: christmas haiku
i've got a christmas thong
up my christmas butt
it's red and green and brown


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:36PM | Re: christmas haiku
finally,
there is white hair on my dick
exclaims teenage santa claus


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:37PM | Re: christmas haiku
my favorite thing
is putting
the artificial tree together


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:39PM | Re: christmas haiku
when i clap both my hands
the lights on the christmas tree
go on and off


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:40PM | Re: christmas haiku
i've heard that
fucking a reindeer
feels just like fucking an antelope


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:42PM | Re: christmas haiku
haiku for sale, haiku for sale
all my holiday
haiku for sale


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:45PM | Re: christmas haiku
HAIKU FOR A MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
next year
is going to be the best year
and it will be the last year


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:48PM | Re: christmas haiku
i once got a great present
i didn't expect it
venus flytrap


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:49PM | Re: christmas haiku
i recently heard the world
is running out of frankincense
oh well


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:51PM | Re: christmas haiku
too much turkey on t-day
too much ham on christmas
new years, eggnog


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 02:53PM | Re: christmas haiku
the best part
of it's a wonderful life
merry christmas movie house


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