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mike5998
December 23, 2011 12:30PM | christmas haiku
this is a christmas haiku
for you and you
and you and you and you


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 12:31PM | Re: christmas haiku
i hope you have
a merry little christmas
dirty santa fucker


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 12:37PM | Re: christmas haiku
if i get coal in my stocking
i will burn the house down
for christmas


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 12:38PM | Re: christmas haiku
there is a squirrel
in the christmas tree
urinating on tinsel


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 12:39PM | Re: christmas haiku
i hope i get a present
but i would settle
for no present too


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 12:40PM | Re: christmas haiku
wishing you and yours
happy holidays
this year we all die in flames


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 12:41PM | Re: christmas haiku
christmas is the time of year
for drinking fruitcake
and barfing eggnog


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 12:42PM | Re: christmas haiku
don't forget the tree skirt
christmas elf
you dumb motherfucking asshole


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Eidyia
December 23, 2011 12:46PM | Re: christmas haiku
I'm kinda creeped out that your last five posts were each a minute apart. Also, was gonna post one but I don't think that I can compete with the Haiku King. DAMN! Figured out your Christmas present. A book of haiku winking smiley
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Mtn. Girl
December 23, 2011 01:03PM | Re: christmas haiku
My hours got cut
But im still going to have
A merry christmas


Damnit.


grinning smiley




Tis the season to
Be jolly, fa la la la
La, lala la la



Christmas is about
All our friends and family
Unless you are 8


From right now until
After christmas passes im
Staying in my 'jams.


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:16PM | Re: christmas haiku
haiku are easy
they are just
seventeen syllables





































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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:21PM | Re: christmas haiku
i think rhyming haiku would be more of a challenge.


christmas tree
o christmas tree
i'm feeling suicidal and empty


**i'm just being funny, btw. xmas is one of my favorite times of the year. life is fine. in fact, as well all know, everything is fine. god exists. we know time. as ever.

***i told my 2 year old that all he has to do to have a happy life forever is be patient. my fourteen year old overheard and said nothing. of course, she was probably on tumblr with ipod going and didn't hear.


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:25PM | Re: christmas haiku
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Mtn. Girl
Tis the season to
Be jolly, fa la la la
La, lala la la


this one is THE BOMB.


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:28PM | Re: christmas haiku
please be sure that
the chimney is clean
for that fat fucking santa claus


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:29PM | Re: christmas haiku
too much eggnog
and you might wake
with mystery tinsel in your pubes


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:31PM | Re: christmas haiku
a christmas elf waits
outside your bedroom window
to kill you and yours


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:32PM | Re: christmas haiku
a nice christmas gift
for santa would be
seeing you in your panties


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:35PM | Re: christmas haiku
christmas is nice for kids
new years for adults
when will my nice time be


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:36PM | Re: christmas haiku
i like christmas cookies
i like to crumble them up
in your shampoo


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:38PM | Re: christmas haiku
the easter bunny
fucked santa claus
they said jesus christ when they came


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Mtn. Girl
December 23, 2011 01:38PM | Re: christmas haiku
For Christmas today
Instead of doing housework
Im watching AFV

Im not worrying
About a thing this weekend
Cuz its christmastime

Whatever may come
And whatever may go that
River is flowin


A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:40PM | Re: christmas haiku
there's a christmas tree
growing in the driveway
no liquor for eggnog


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:42PM | Re: christmas haiku
christmas, to me
means bare bottoms
and cups of alcohol with eggnog


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:43PM | Re: christmas haiku
santa thinks i'm weird
i've got a christmas boner
for all his reindeer


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mike5998
December 23, 2011 01:45PM | Re: christmas haiku
i overheard santa yelling
you are a whore
then he slammed the door


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