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November 17, 2011 02:59PM | Re: Hey WWW, what do you think???
i like that you consider diarrhea to be a sufficiently significant ailment that it warrants capitalization.

Or were you referring to the death metal band of the same name?



The first thing that distinguishes a writer is that he is most alive when alone. - Martin Amis
November 17, 2011 04:10PM | Re: Hey WWW, what do you think???
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dollabill
Yay, Butts! LOL! is actually a webcomic I draw from my phone. My app recently broke though so it's been slow going this week. Also I didn't want to come across as trying to limit your freedom of expression, just asking as a favor for me.

i'm a big fan of doing favors for people.

"hey mike, do me a favor and quit being a douche."

no problem!



don't clap between movements
November 18, 2011 09:42AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin TO:
NOW
2001 - Machine Gun Fellatio - Bring It On!



don't clap between movements
November 18, 2011 10:10AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin TO:
wait, isn't this the fart story thread?

I'm going to listen to comic book podcasts again today. I have alot to catch up on from when I was unable to sync my iPod for about 2 weeks. One of the podcasts is daily the other is 3 times a week.



I've got big plans.Talking BlanketYay, Butts! LOL!
November 18, 2011 10:37AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin TO:
nobody likes it or thinks it's funny, it's boorish and nobody cares.

it's the melting pot, but nobody likes chunks of sperm whale in their tomato soup. ain't that america?

plus the other "listenin to" thread was at the max length set by our moderator(s).

NOW
2003 - machine gun fellatio - paging mr. strike


anybody heard of these freaks?

check this shash out! (you may need to sign in, it's a racy, utterly insane video. no hairy buttcheeks, i promise.)

[www.youtube.com]



don't clap between movements



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November 18, 2011 10:38AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin TO:
I want you to know that everytime I've gone to the bathroom at work I've thought of your story.



I've got big plans.Talking BlanketYay, Butts! LOL!
November 18, 2011 10:42AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin TO:
nevermind that bugger, check out the vid i posted when you get a chance to not be looked at weirdly by workmates.

definitely worth anyone's time!

had these guys come out today, they would be huge.

as it was i guess (i'd never heard of them before), in the early two thousands these freaky australians were washed out by the vanilla flavors of the rest of the world.



don't clap between movements
November 18, 2011 12:35PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin TO:
EARLIER
1974 - skyhooks - living in the 70's

NOW
1975 - skyhooks - ego is not a dirty word



don't clap between movements
November 18, 2011 03:06PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
1980 - rodney dangerfield - no respect

fucking-a right, killerbrew!

will also soon be checking out albums by henny youngman and steven wright.



don't clap between movements



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November 18, 2011 03:42PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
listening to the first two "machine gun fellatio" albums again.

i like these guys and gals from down under.

how can you not like this?

[www.youtube.com]

(SFW,BPTWFW)



don't clap between movements
November 18, 2011 05:08PM | Re: Hey WWW, what do you think???
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Wild Creature
i like that you consider diarrhea to be a sufficiently significant ailment that it warrants capitalization.

Or were you referring to the death metal band of the same name?
I'm glad you noticed my capitalization of the ailment, nay, DISEASE. Not enough has been done to prevent the suffering that Diarrhea can cause and the lack of interest into such research is clearly illustrated by the fact that people do not capitalize the word. I am merely doing my civic duty by drawing attention to the disease in the hopes that one day no one will be forced to shit our their intestines.
November 18, 2011 05:15PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
haiku for heartburn and diarrhea
heartburn and diarrhea
you keep me awake
cleaning the toilet



don't clap between movements
November 19, 2011 01:20PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
kurt vonnegut - reports from the afterlife

[www.wnyc.org]
November 21, 2011 10:00AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
1972 - rudy ray moore - this pussy belongs to me



don't clap between movements
November 21, 2011 10:16AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
197? - rudy ray moore - the player/the hustler



don't clap between movements
November 21, 2011 11:40AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
EARLIER
1994 - steve lukather - candyman

NOW
1925-1931 - charlie poole - you ain't talkin' to me: charlie poole and the roots of country music



don't clap between movements



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November 22, 2011 12:01PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
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mike5998
1980 - rodney dangerfield - no respect

fucking-a right, killerbrew!

will also soon be checking out albums by henny youngman and steven wright.

steven wright's i have a pony is hilarious.

"today i was...no, that wasn't me."
November 23, 2011 12:30AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
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mike5998
listening to the first two "machine gun fellatio" albums again.

i like these guys and gals from down under.

how can you not like this?

[www.youtube.com]

(SFW,BPTWFW)


Machine gun fellatio took stage props to a new level.
November 23, 2011 12:15PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
got this in the mail yesterday



can't wait to listen to it



don't clap between movements
November 23, 2011 03:49PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
2011 - r.e.m. - collapse into now



don't clap between movements
November 23, 2011 05:37PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy. Going through Will Oldham's discography. It's super frustrating and incredibly rewarding simultaneously.



[www.last.fm]
November 27, 2011 12:17PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
just listen to lie down in the light, superwolf, and I see a darkness.
November 27, 2011 01:15PM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
Paul Baribeau - S/T

I've listened to this album about 10 times in the past week.
November 28, 2011 09:06AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
November 28, 2011 09:15AM | Re: Whatcha Listenin 2 =+~`<{[/\|;^*!
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myopic mirror
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy. Going through Will Oldham's discography. It's super frustrating and incredibly rewarding simultaneously.

Why is it frustrating? I ask because he frustrates me since the last few albums. I know that people say he's getting better and better, but I find he's getting more and more boring. I mean, yes, the songs are still beautiful sometimes, and his voice always is, but "Lie Down in the Light", "Beware", "The Wonder Show of the World", even "The Letting Go" just didn't touch me anymore. I'm really bored with these albums. I miss the earlier days when he just wasn't that saturated and satisfied. When there was more longing and pain in his music, and when the music always seemed to be on the verge of falling apart.
Maybe it's just because our time together is simply over, but being more polished is something tMG or Bill Callahan handle pretty well, but not Will Oldham. I love his Palace days, I so love "I See a Darkness" and his other early Bonnie-Billy-stuff, but the recent albums...

Sorry for this rant, but here's some broken heart speaking...

Cheers, Doc.
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