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LONDON -- In an interview published Monday in The Guardian newspaper, the 69-year-old says the human brain is a like a computer that will stop working when its components fail.

He says: "There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark."

this guy just gets weirder and weirder.










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i'm gonna be sorry when i get to heaven and find out there are no broken down computers around anywhere, and stephen hawking is actually jesus.

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"for is it not written, "The iron shall lie down with the lamp"?"

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sounds like he hit the nail on the head

He says: "There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark."


...sounds like someone who is high.

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jacobfiala
sounds like he hit the nail on the head

i have to admit. a heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers sounds pretty far out.

but hey.

he's a genius.

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He says: "There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark."

...sounds like someone who is high.

i know, right?

he used to sound so together, but now he's talking about the afterlife of broken-down computers?

he's gotta be on some serious meds.

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Please tell me you grok the word ANALOGY.














































A form of logical inference or an instance of it, based on the assumption that if two things are known to be alike in some respects, then they must be alike in other respects.

oh i grok it alright, i grok it just fine thank you!

analogy.

that's when you have a sore on your anus, right?

i'm sorry about the sore on your anus, rent, BUTT, we're talking about the unknown. and whenever somebody says they know the unknown, they suddenly seem less like a genius.

me? i have no idea whether there is an afterlife for broken-down computers. personally, i hope there is one. sounds like a great disney movie, kinda like wall-e, only without the humans.

but yeah, grok this rents, hawks is pretty much 100% machine right now and he knows it. so, just because he doesn't want to believe there's a heaven for a broken-down machine like him...that ain't none of my concern. what IS my concern, are all the old computers that i've worked with, that i've enjoyed through the years...i think they get to decide what their unknown is.

i mean, saying there is no heaven for broken-down computers would be like....saying there's no heaven for human beings!

i just thought hawking was smarter than say, a two year old, who says, he knows the earth is round, because galileo told him so.

jesus, how do kids come up with this crap? it's true, it's really true, kids say the darndest things. but so do "geniuses."

what do they know.

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what the grok is going on in this grok!?

man #1: ever grokked a smurf?
man #2: no. but once i smurfed a grok.

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i guess i should come clean and say that i've been tested.

my IQ is average.

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mike5998
oh i grok it alright, i grok it just fine thank you!

analogy.
that's when you have a sore on your anus, right?
i mean, saying there is no heaven for broken-down computers would be like....saying there's no heaven for human beings!

Priceless. Jacob is right, you are on fire! Hats off to you sir!

haiku for aiming to please
burning dummies
makes people happy
which is really all that matters

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Stephen Hawkings just creates theories based on his intellect. Don't take refuge in his mind

Know wat im sayin?

i'm gonna take refuge in yours thuggy, if that's aight.



stephen hawking is hawking his new book.

he's got a drooly and weird mouth.

i wouldn't believe in god if i were him either.

supersmart doods should have adonis' body and tons of naked chicks in a ferrari filled with champagne.

also, i don't like his usage of the word fairy.

i think he means gay.

as in happy.

heaven is a happy story.

what isn't bitches!

need a fuckin genius to understand that??!

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bump

very weird.

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