I hate this article and I hate the fucking New York magazine article it mentions. What is the point of this article anyways? Again, that Mountain Goats fans are needy and weird. Well, he doesn't make any reference to the dumb ass, closeted misogynists who have such a hard-on for golf that they are willing to close their eyes to an organization that refuses entry to women. equality is great in theory, but if it messes with my fanatical devotion to a tiny white ball, i'm going to have to give it a pass this time. or all the moronic basketball junkies more than happy to avert their gaze from any domestic abuse or (admittedly, far fewer) pedophiles that haunt their stupid sports.
No, this emptyhead has to focus an entire article on a slanted, inaccurate, overdone and mindless view of a small, small segment of an already small fan base that clings desperately to their Sweden vinyl and Brownies 96 tape, all the while ignoring the far bigger segment of the fan base that waits anxiously but patiently for new work, and fill halls on two continents for a show of almost entirely new work, set to a soundtrack of middle-aged women chanting in latin. didn't see anyone pining for lo-fi in that particular theater, which had some of the best acoustics i've ever heard.
And this dumbass writer doesn't like Sunset Tree? Not lo-fi enough for him? So, that means that he puts his nose up to Get Lonely, Heretic Pride, Moon Colony Bloodbath, Satanic Messiah, Black Pear Tree, LotWtC, AED and Transcendetal Youth? That is, what I like to call, not a Mountain Goats fan, but someone who liked a couple of albums 10 years ago because it was hip, and has been satisfied to suck on the teet of his 15 minutes of hipster cool ever since, scared and resentful of any new output that varies at all from the sound of those albums, which dooms all other MGs albums, because the greatness of the band is that each album has its own sound, distinctive from the next.
This brainless dopey dumb dumb screamed Judas at Dylan.
This fragile scribe is broken. And I wish he'd stop describing himself as a Mountain Goats fan. He's embarrassing.
The first thing that distinguishes a writer is that he is most alive when alone. - Martin Amis
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 04/09/2012 03:58PM by Wild Creature.