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            <title>have you read a book by dan brown? (1 reply)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ then stfu*<br />
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[<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html"  rel="nofollow">www.telegraph.co.uk</a>]<br />
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*shut the fluff up]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:07:56 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Charles Ramsey (16 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ anybody read about charles ramsey yet?  it'll make you feel good about humans.  lord knows there's enough garbage out there to make you feel the opposite.<br />
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<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong></strong><br/>Without question, Charles Ramsey is a character. The man who rescued Amanda Berry from captivity gave an epic television interview yesterday, in which he delivered one of the most brilliant lines ever uttered on national television. “Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms,” Ramsey said with a knowing nod and smile. “Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway.”<br />
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In one comical comment, Ramsey said a lot about race in America. There was no need for an explanation because we all knew what he was talking about. We all knew what he meant. And, given the nefarious stereotypes of African American men, we all knew there to be more than a kernel of truth to it. Just listen to the knowing laughter around Ramsey in response to his remark.<br />
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When I heard him say it, I roared with laughter at his brilliant response and gasped that he had the nerve to say it. Throughout his interviews, Ramsey, a dishwasher at a Cleveland restaurant, has shown a lot of nerve. But he has shown an equal amount of character.<br />
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Ramsey said he heard someone screaming for help at the house next door. He didn’t walk away. He went over to help. More remarkable was why he continued to help. “I figured it was a domestic violence dispute,” he told Cleveland’s NewsChannel 5. Most people would walk away because it’s too dangerous to get involved or it’s just none of their business to get mixed up in someone else’s problems.<br />
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When Ramsey was asked by Anderson Cooper how he felt about being a “hero,” the “hero” demurred as only real heroes do.<br />
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&quot;No, no, no. Bro, I’m a Christian, an American. I’m just like you. We bleed same blood, put our pants on the same way. It’s just that you got to put that – being a coward, and I don’t want to get in nobody’s business. You got to put that away for a minute. You have to have cajones, bro.&quot;<br />
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And what about possible reward money from the FBI? Ramsey told Cooper he isn’t interested.<br />
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I tell you what you do, give it to them. Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway. Just went picked it up, paycheck. What that address say?….Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to [them]….<br />
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Democratic strategist and commentator Zerlina Maxwell noted on Twitter, “If anything Charles Ramsey proves that bystander intervention WORKS and u don’t need any special training to do it.” <br />
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To which @RobMyers1968 added, “[A]nd Charles Ramsey did it without a gun!” <br />
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And he did it seemingly without fear or any thought to his personal safety. We need more neighbors like Ramsey. We all could stand to be more like Ramsey.</div></blockquote>
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[<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2013/05/08/we-could-stand-to-be-more-like-charles-ramsey/"  rel="nofollow">www.washingtonpost.com</a>]]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 14:40:10 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Jeff Hanneman is dead (9 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Jeez, now it's enough with heroes dying, I guess.<br />
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Even though the newest Slayer album I own is from 1990, still this is so damn sad...]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Doc Sanchez</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 07:27:56 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>good audiobooks (13 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I am running out of good audiobooks to listen to, The Cormac Mccarthy collection has been played to the point of knowing the books word for word.<br />
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Any recommendations?<br />
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If you are looking for a non fiction  that kicks ass check out &quot;The Wave&quot; by Susan Casey.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>cronic</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 09:10:43 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Favorite Lyricists (36 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Hello, <br />
I am new to this forum but have been a tmg fan for quite some time. <br />
<br />
the reason i have signed up for this forum is to find some more lyricists that meet my now high standards that tmg have given me. <br />
<br />
currently my top are:<br />
tmg <br />
Joanna Newsom<br />
arron weiss (Me without you) <br />
astronautalis<br />
bob dylan <br />
john k. samson (the weakerthans) <br />
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Let me know your favorites. no style of music is excluded, they just need to have good words.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Jaye</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 13:58:03 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL IS GOING ON TOUR (2 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL IS GOING ON TOUR]]></description>
            <dc:creator>zisel</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 08:14:10 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>2013 Breakup train (19 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Who else is riding this thing?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>RedDwarf</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 08:23:50 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>hillbilly jim &amp; co. (20 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5125/477692-hillbilly_jim.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
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<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong></strong><br/>Jim Morris (born July 5, 1952), best known to fans as Hillbilly Jim, is an American professional wrestler and disc jockey.  He was one of the World Wrestling Federation's most popular wrestlers of the mid-to-late 1980s.<br />
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<b>Career</b><br />
Before appearing in the WWF (now WWE) as Hillbilly Jim, Morris wrestled with the Continental Wrestling Association in the Memphis area under the name Harley Davidson, a biker gimmick. While there, Morris formed a popular tag team with Roger Smith, who went by the ring name &quot;Dirty Rhodes&quot; because of his resemblance to Dusty Rhodes.<br />
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In late-1984, Morris first appeared in the WWF as a wrestling fan who routinely sat in the front row of live events and who eventually decided to try his hand at wrestling himself. A series of vignettes were aired on WWF's TV programming in the early weeks of 1985, showing Hulk Hogan training Jim and providing him with his first set of wrestling boots. This introduced the character of Hillbilly Jim; a simple-minded, shaggy-bearded Appalachian hillbilly clad in bib overalls, and hailing from Mudlick, Kentucky. Hillbilly Jim appeared in a few tag team matches with friend Hulk Hogan, and had his first high-profile singles match at The War to Settle the Score event on February 18, 1985 in which he defeated Rene Goulet. <br />
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Rene Goulet<br />
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<img src="http://pwa.wrestlingx.net/wrestlerimages/rene_goulet.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
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Unfortunately, Morris was sidelined by an injury a few days later. At a show in San Diego, he appeared in Hogan's corner in a match between Hogan and Brutus Beefcake. While chasing Beefcake's manager Johnny V around ringside, Morris slipped on a wet spot and (legitimately) broke his leg. To help fill in the seven months during his recovery, similarly-dressed &quot;family&quot; members Uncle Elmer, Cousin Luke, and Cousin Junior were introduced for Morris to accompany to ringside as a manager.<br />
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When his in-ring career resumed, Morris often either tag teamed with his family, or fellow big man André the Giant. He was traditionally matched up against the WWF's monster heels of the era, such as Big John Studd and King Kong Bundy. He also had a short feud with Mr. Fuji, and wrestled him in a series of tuxedo matches in late-1986.<br />
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Hillbilly Jim was generally kept as a &quot;fun&quot; character, rarely getting involved in any serious storylines. His only WrestleMania appearance outside of battle royals was a novelty match in WrestleMania III involving King Kong Bundy and midget wrestlers.  His theme music was a folksy barn dance tune called &quot;Don't Go Messin' With a Country Boy&quot;, which Morris danced along to with his partners, the ring announcer and or children from the crowd while the audience clapped along.<br />
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In addition to wrestling, Hillbilly Jim is also credited as creating the puppet named &quot;Mine&quot; for fellow WWF Superstar George &quot;The Animal&quot; Steele.<br />
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<img src="http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/George-Steele.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
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Hillbilly Jim continued to appear regularly in WWF matches until the summer of 1990. His last high profile match with the WWF was during the April 28, 1990 (taped April 23, 1990) edition of Saturday Night's Main Event, in which he lost to Earthquake in a squash match that lasted just under 2 minutes. He returned in December 1995 as a guest referee and a month later became manager of Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwinn, &quot;cousins&quot; who were pig farmers.<br />
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<img src="http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/187/688/godwins_display_image_display_image.jpg?1313429927" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
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After the Godwinns turned heel in the spring of 1997, Hillbilly Jim was no longer needed as their manager, Morris later worked as a road agent and participated in the &quot;Gimmick Battle Royal&quot; in 2001 at WrestleMania X-Seven.<br />
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He was the official WWE legend host of the highly successful WrestleMania Fan Axxess tour for WrestleMania XX, WrestleMania 21, WrestleMania 22, and WrestleMania 23 in major malls across the US. As part of the WrestleMania 20 Fan Axxess Tour, Jim performed at the &quot;House of Blues&quot; in Los Angeles, Chicago, and New Orleans sponsored by Gibson Guitars.<br />
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From 1990 to 2001 Morris traveled worldwide representing WWE for Coliseum Video sales and later with Sony Videos.<br />
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In 2005, Sirius Satellite Radio added &quot;Hillbilly Jim's Moonshine Matinee&quot; as a weekly program on its Outlaw Country channel 63. Every Saturday, Morris plays a wide variety of classic country music and Southern rock. Between records, he tells stories of his days with the WWF.<br />
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On April 10, 2012, Hillbilly Jim made an appearance on WWE Smackdown: Blast from the Past.<br />
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<b>Other media</b><br />
Morris has appeared in a number of trade shows, such as Atlanta Super Sports Show, Video Software Dealer's Association, Focus on Video, and many others. Moreover, he has had numerous personal appearances in national retail stores, such as Blockbuster Video, Wal-Mart, Kmart, Toys &quot;R&quot; Us, and Kroger.<br />
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He has done a national commercial for Chevy trucks and another local TV and radio commercials in Kentucky. He appeared in WWE cartoon series Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling, which was produced by DIC Enterprises.<br />
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He is featured in the game WWE Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain and is billed as a legend.<br />
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He performed the song &quot;Don't Go Messing With A Country Boy&quot; for the The Wrestling Album, which was certified gold.<br />
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<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/The_Wrestling_Album.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
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Its follow-up album, Piledriver - The Wrestling Album 2, also included a duet by Hillbilly Jim and a female singer credited as Gertrude, entitled &quot;Waking Up Alone&quot;.<br />
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<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/t/The-Wrestling-Album-II-Piledriver-USA-Cassette-Tape-/00/s/NzMxWDEwMjQ=/$T2eC16JHJH8E9qSEUgvDBQivYZZPRQ~~60_35.JPG" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
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            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:52:36 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>degauss (4 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ sometimes there's a button on a monitor for &quot;degauss,&quot; and when you press it there's this weird sound and the graphics on the screen get all squiggly.<br />
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<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Degauss_in_progress.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
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<b>Degaussing is the process of decreasing or eliminating a remnant magnetic field.</b><br />
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<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong></strong><br/><u>Degaussing monitors</u><br />
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Until recently, the most common use of degaussing was in CRT-based TV sets and computer monitors. For example, many monitors use a metal plate near the front of the tube to focus the electron beams from the back. This plate, the shadow mask, can pick up strong external fields and from that point produce discoloration on the display.<br />
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To minimize this, CRTs have a copper coil wrapped around the front of the display, known as the degaussing coil. Tubes without an internal coil can be degaussed using an external hand held version. Internal degaussing coils in CRTs are generally much weaker than external degaussing coils, since a better degaussing coil takes up more space. A degauss causes a magnetic field inside the tube to oscillate rapidly, with decreasing amplitude. This leaves the shadow mask with a small and somewhat randomized field, removing the discoloration.<br />
 <br />
Many televisions and monitors automatically degauss their picture tube when switched on, before an image is displayed. The high current surge which takes place during this automatic degauss is the cause of an audible 'thunk' or loud hum which can be heard (and felt) when televisions and CRT computer monitors are switched on. Visually, this causes the image to shake dramatically for a short period of time. A degauss option is also usually available for manual selection in the operations menu in such appliances.</div></blockquote>
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<br />
<br />
on &quot;gauss&quot;<br />
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<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong></strong><br/>The unit &quot;gauss&quot; is named after Carl Friedrich Gauss. As with all units whose names are derived from the proper name of a person, the first letter of its symbol is uppercase (&quot;G&quot;), but when the unit is spelled out, it should always be written in lowercase (&quot;gauss&quot;), unless it begins a sentence.<br />
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One gauss is defined as one maxwell per square centimeter; it equals 1×10−4 teslas (or 100 μT).<br />
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According to the centimeter gram second system of units (cgs), the gauss is the unit of magnetic flux density B and the equivalent of esu/cm^2, while the oersted is the unit of magnetizing field H. One tesla is equal to 104 gauss, and one ampere per meter is equal to 4π × 10−3 oersted.<br />
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The units for magnetic flux Φ, which is the integral of magnetic field over an area, are the weber (Wb) in the SI and the maxwell (Mx) in the cgs system. The conversion factor is 108, since flux is the integral of field over an area, area having the units of the square of distance, thus 104 (magnetic field conversion factor) times the square of 102 (linear distance conversion factor, i.e., centimetres per meter).<br />
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Another unit conversion that may be useful is 1 gauss = 10−4 kg C−1 s−1.<br />
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1. 10−9–10−8 gauss – the magnetic field of the human brain<br />
2. 0.31–0.58 gauss – the Earth's magnetic field at its surface<br />
3. 25 gauss – the Earth's magnetic field in its core<br />
4. 50 gauss – a typical refrigerator magnet<br />
5. 100 gauss – a small iron magnet<br />
6. 2000 gauss – a small neodymium-iron-boron (NIB) magnet<br />
7. 600-70,000 gauss – a medical magnetic resonance imaging machine<br />
8. 1012–1013 gauss – the surface of a neutron star[4]<br />
9. 4×1013 gauss – the quantum electrodynamic threshold<br />
10. 1015 gauss – the magnetic field of some newly created magnetars<br />
11. 1017 gauss – the upper limit to neutron star magnetism; no known object in the universe can generate a stronger magnetic field</div></blockquote>
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got all that?  just fyi.  have a nice day.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:46:26 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>new dubya bush liberry (8 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ so, will we be able to find &quot;the pet goat&quot; at the new dubya bush liberry?<br />
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and, why's he got this book upside down?<br />
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and, is there a library for every single president?<br />
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that would be cool to have a library card from each one.<br />
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well.  you know.<br />
<br />
kinda cool.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:35:13 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>billy joel joeks (11 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ it's <span style="font-size:x-large"><b>make your own billy joel joke</b></span> day here in the whole wide world.  here are a few examples with which you can impress your friends and relatives.  be sure to yell <span style="color:#FF0000"><b><span style="font-size:large">YOU OUGHTA KNOW BY NOW</span></b></span> after each joke.  encourage others.  let's start a thing.  you know.  one of those things on the internet.<br />
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a youyou.<br />
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you might want to listen to <u>movin' out (anthony's song)</u> a dillion times before you give this a &quot;big shot.&quot;  it's harder than you think.  and that's what he or she said, depending on whether you like things to flip or flop.<br />
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Q: you know why billy joel took up the piano in high school<br />
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A: because he wasn't any good at track ack ack ack ack ack ack<br />
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Q: know how you can tell billy joel's not a duck<br />
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A: because he doesn't quack ack ack ack ack ack ack<br />
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Q: know how you can tell billy joel doesn't appreciate fossil fuels<br />
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A: he doesn't frack ack ack ack ack ack ack<br />
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<br />
Q: know why billy joel never got into comedy<br />
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A: he just didn't have the knack ack ack ack ack ack ack<br />
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Q: know why billy joel had to go to the dentist<br />
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A: a pretty large buildup of plaque ack ack ack ack ack ack<br />
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that's eight (8) ack's people.  eight ack's is a good band name.  or the ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack's.  yeah.  fuck the yeah yeah yeah's.  ack to the eighth!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:36:33 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Homework Assignment (7 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I gave my choir students this homework assignment today:<br />
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Listen to Neutral Milk Hotel's <i>In the Aeroplane Over the Sea<i></i></i>. Due: Before you die.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>zisel</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:25:09 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>purification by reverse osmosis (9 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ there are two minerals added to this purified water i'm drinking here....added for a refreshing taste.<br />
<br />
sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) and sodium sulfate (detergent).<br />
<br />
so to make my regular ol' tap water at home taste REFRESHING, i just add in a bunch of baking soda and detergent.  really cleans that shit up!  who needs water?<br />
<br />
but the real reason i'm writing, santa, is about the process of purification by reverse osmosis.<br />
<br />
my first thought was.........could this work for me?<br />
<br />
could i finally be pure again?  <br />
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was i ever?<br />
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<br />
moron this tomorrow.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 05:21:34 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>smells (1 reply)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ i really like certain smells.<br />
<br />
like the smell of a sub sandwich with lots of oil and vinegar?<br />
the inside of a tent.<br />
onion and cilantro mixed together in a bowl.<br />
campfire smoke.  most any kind of smoke.<br />
a cold freshly peeled hard boiled egg.<br />
campbell's manhattan clam chowder.<br />
meat/mashed potatoes/corn/carmelized onion.<br />
turkey/stuffing.<br />
choad.<br />
<br />
<br />
what about you?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:59:58 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Ghost Mice (7 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,141158,141158#msg-141158</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ Do you like Ghost Mice and/or Chris Clavin? I do, too.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Wild Creature</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:12:09 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Motorcycle (2 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,141157,141157#msg-141157</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ My neighbor who is without internet access asked me to help him sell his motorcycle. this is what I came up with [<a href="https://post.craigslist.org/k/_KTvD_em4hGoxfK3MWcM0w/4cq59?s=preview"  rel="nofollow">post.craigslist.org</a>]]]></description>
            <dc:creator>marked by ferocity</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 23:55:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>the how to eat healthier like doc thread (6 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ every time i think of eating bad stuff i drink a ridiculous amount of water.  then i feel so bloated and full of water that i'm no longer hungry for dumb stuff.<br />
<br />
i also like to pretend that i'm an animal that eats vegetables.  like, a rabbit or something.  i'm no longer human, or a t. rex, i'm a bunny.  i want lettuce and carrots and celery and water.  and i nibble everything.<br />
<br />
i also have been known to punch things i don't like.  i once punched a cheeseburger.  i also once punched a pack of cigarettes.  i've never punched a person though, which is weird.  i wonder sometimes if most people haven't.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:40:06 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Multiple explosions around Boston - boston peeps check in! (1 reply)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Two explosions right around the finish line of the Boston Marathon, one other at the JFK library and other devices found. BPD detonated one in a controlled method themselves. This is incredibly scary and just insane, at least 2 dead and 2 dozen hurt some seriously. Cell phone service has been shut down so if you can't reach people they could still be alright. <br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="http://live.boston.com/Event/Live_blog_Explosion_in_Copley_Square"  rel="nofollow">Boston.com live blog updates</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/15/boston-marathon-explosion_n_3086665.html"  rel="nofollow">HuffPost Updates</a>]]></description>
            <dc:creator>SaveMeASeat</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:46:22 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>the doc shouldn't read this thread (24 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,141020,141020#msg-141020</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ i want pizza.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://pizzageek.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/parkway3.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
<br />
and also cheeseburgers.<br />
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<img src="http://archives.jrn.columbia.edu/coveringed/schoolstories10/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cheeseburgers-450x270.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
<br />
and a cherry pie.<br />
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<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rywtwv3c1qf4n8zo1_500.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" />]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 07:41:23 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>dumb story ideas (19 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ sometimes i think of dumb story ideas, but not whole dumb stories.  i don't have the patience for that.  i hardly have enough patience for ideas.<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong></strong><br/>anyways, there's this guy, and he's got this wife and kid.  they get mashed up in a car accident, out of the blue, drunk driver sideswipes'em to death.  so this really messes him up.  he starts to drink.  then he goes out drunk and drives around and he mashes up a car that has a lady and her kid in there.  he starts barfing blood until it fills the whole car up, he starts drowning inside his car in all this blood he's barfing.<br />
<br />
then he wakes up and his whole bedroom is filled up with roses.  he  walks over to the window and it's sunny out.  his wife and kid are playing in the yard.  they beckon him to come outside.  he opens the window, and looks up.<br />
<br />
in the sky, a giant meteor is heading straight for him.</div></blockquote>]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 08:40:09 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>WHY? fans (10 replies)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>Wild Creature</strong><br/>
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>Wild Creature</strong><br/>
<div style="text-align: right;" class="bbcode"></div>I HAVE MET JOHN DARNIELLE.  DONT LET <span style="font-size:x-large">ANYONE</span> TELL YOU JOHN DARNIELLE IS A GOOD GUY. HE HAS ALL OF HIS CDS PRESSED IN A SWEAT SHOP IN FAR EAST ASIA, WHICH EMPLOYS ONLY BOYS UNDER TWELVE YEARS OF AGE, EVEN THOUGH HIS RECORD COMPANY <span style="font-size:large">BEGS</span> HIM NOT TO.  ALL OF THE MONEY HE SAYS GOES TO FARM SANCTUARY ACTUALLY GOES TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY (AND TO LOCAL BRANCHES IN THE SOUTH FOR THAT MATTER).  HE ISNT REALLY MARRIED AND HAS N<div style="text-align: right;" class="bbcode"></div>O CHILDREN.  HE IS BLACKMAILING JON WURSTER INTO BEING IN THE BAND BECAUSE OF <b>DIRTY PHOTOGRAPHS</b> HE HAS OF WURSTER AND A BURROW OWL.  PETER HUGHES HAS BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS - DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HOW THAT HAPPENED, BUT ALL THE CCTST ARE ACTUALLY PAINTED WITH HUGHES' BLOOD, WHICH IS KEPT IN A CHALICE THAT DARNIELLE HOLDS ON A STREET CORNER IN RALEIGH, FEIGNING IT OFF AS THE BLOOD OF CHRIST. AND DARNIELLE DOESNT HANDPAINT THEM -- THEY ARE DONE IN GUATEMALA BY A  HANDICAPPED DEAD PERSON.  DARNIELLE WEARS A <span style="color:#CC00CC">TOUPEE</span> AND CANNOT ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR PIANO OR SING. HE DOES NOT WRITE MUSIC. ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS ACTUALLY JUST PARTRIDGE FAMILY <span style="color:#6600FF">RECORDS</span> PLAYED BACKWARDS, SLOWED DOWN TO 78 SPEED, PLAYED BACK AGAIN FORWARDS, AND THEN SPED UP TO <b>45 SPEED</b>.  HE HATES DEATH METAL AND AMY GRANT BUT SPENDS ALL OF HIS TIME LISTENING TO MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER, CURSING AND SPITTING AT THEM. PLUS HE ONLY LISTENS TO MUSIC DIGITALLY, AND ONLY AT REALLY LOUD VOLUME LATE AT NIGHT TO DISTURB THE OTHER TENANTS IN HIS SRO BUILDING.  DARNIELLE EATS ONLY MEAT, MUCH OF IT STILL ALIVE AT THE TIME, AND ONLY PISSES ON VEGETABLES, AND THEN SELLS THE PISSED ON VEGETABLES AT A LOCAL MARKET USING UNDER AGE UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS AS STRAW MEN -- THEY ALL HAVE FELONY CONVICTIONS SOMEWHERE IN THE FORMER SOVIET UNION.  HE IS A FRONT FOR FAKE ROLEXES!!!!  <br />
<br />
LOOK AWAY. NONE OF THIS IS WHAT <b><i><span style="font-size:x-large">IT</span></i></b> SEEMS.</div></blockquote>
<br />
I'm just going to go ahead and give myself a pat on the back for this post. It's pretty fun.<br />
<br />
Also, for the name of this thread, everyone should consider being Why? fans, i.e., fans of Why?  Great band.</div></blockquote>
<br />
I started listening to WHY? back in 2008, but I have only recently become a huge fan. I got to see them live for the first time at Fun Fun Fun Fest in November, and last month I saw them in San Antonio and Austin. <br />
<br />
I used to really only listen to Alopecia and then Eskimo Snow when it came out. I've been digging Mumps, etc. and Sod in the Seed since their release. But last week I finally gave Elephant Eyelash a decent chance, and I have become obsessed with it. I listen to it over and over again in my car. I'm not sure why it took me so long to appreciate it. <br />
<br />
So favorite WHY? albums?<br />
<br />
As of now mine are:<br />
1. Alopecia<br />
2. Elephant Eyelash<br />
3. Mumps, etc.<br />
4. Sod in the Seed<br />
5. Eskimo Snow<br />
<br />
A lot of people hate on Eskimo Snow, but I actually like it a lot.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>zisel</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:17:02 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>who's mike10k? (28 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140963,140963#msg-140963</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ i need to work on my comebacks.  so, no taking anything personal, promise.<br />
<br />
i'll start it off with a dtrom classic,<br />
<br />
&quot;you haven't had a good post since mike3000!&quot;<br />
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my comeback:  &quot;oh yeah, well the obvious store called ... oh nevermind.&quot;]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 07:49:01 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Record Number of Users/Record Number of Guests (3 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140944,140944#msg-140944</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong></strong><br/>USERS: 9 on March 01, 2013 <br />
GUESTS: 77 on March 22, 2013</div></blockquote>
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<br />
9 users is a pretty bad ass record.  <br />
<br />
i wonder what was going on march 1 that caused SO MANY FUCKING USERS to cram this place full to bursting?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:10:11 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Google is creepy. (13 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140930,140930#msg-140930</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ I know it's not the same for everyone, but if I google &quot;Jeff&quot; I get this as the first image response <br />
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<img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-x2Kstv1-tR0/UMJ7-UjmhPI/AAAAAAAAAEE/EYBlhFi-hjc/s0/" class="bbcode" border="0" />]]></description>
            <dc:creator>alectherins</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:06:16 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>folk punk debut - thick red wine (11 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140851,140851#msg-140851</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ hi y'all,<br />
i haven't been back to these forums in a long time but i still love the mountain goats and the mountain goats' fans.<br />
<br />
some of you might remember me for fanatically transcribing the guitar tabs for a few albums, others maybe from trading live shows or meeting up at shows.<br />
<br />
anyway, i wrote this album and it's called Never Wanted to Be Cool. it's got a lot of songs detailing my life in a pretty vulnerable way that i think tmg fans would appreciate.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://drink.thickredwine.com/album/never-wanted-to-be-cool/"  rel="nofollow">Thick Red Wine - Never Wanted to Be Cool</a><br />
<br />
i also made a song/video for lil b the based god, because i'm a weird guy with big ideas.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://bit.ly/WfzZ0Z"  rel="nofollow">Thick Red Wine - Thank You Based God</a><br />
<br />
hope some of you might find it enjoyable!<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
mike]]></description>
            <dc:creator>howardfinkel483</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:50:52 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Your Mom called...... (27 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140834,140834#msg-140834</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ Actually, she didn't I just wanted to get your attention. <br />
<br />
I really don't have anything to say. I just miss posting here. <br />
<br />
I am at work and bored, but excited for the weekend. <br />
<br />
I don't have much to say... that's all nerds!<br />
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<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6112f0eca271b33e083ec7cffbc2de6/tumblr_mhtz8wpixz1qj2fojo1_1280.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" />]]></description>
            <dc:creator>alectherins</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:33:24 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>i am annoying! (11 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140761,140761#msg-140761</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ pretty fancy when you start annoying yourself.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 07:58:35 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>New Vanderslice (no replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140710,140710#msg-140710</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ I am happy to wake up and discover <a href="https://soundcloud.com/johnvanderslice/raw-wood"  rel="nofollow">Raw Wood</a> today.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>SlowWestVulture</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:02:34 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>unionpole.com (13 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140701,140701#msg-140701</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ www.unionpole.com where you can download their entire cassette catalogue (76 titles) for a mere $3. How much Rinpingo Beesto any of us needs is a moot point, but you need more Irving Klaw Trio in your life.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Johnp</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:49:51 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Jason Molina is dead (30 replies)</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,140689,140689#msg-140689</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ This is so sad.<br />
<br />
His &quot;Magnolia Electric Co.&quot; record helped me through a very rough time once and was the beginning of a deep love I feel for his music. Now he finally lost his battle. He finally drank himself to death, as it seems.<br />
<br />
And as much as I want to say, &quot;Asshole, why didn't you just <i>stop</i> drinking?&quot;, I know how it feels to fight your demons, and how hard it is, and mine are not even half as bad as his were, I suppose, and as far as I know, he did try.<br />
<br />
Sleep well, Mr. Molina. I wish you all the best.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Doc Sanchez</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 07:42:38 -0700</pubDate>
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