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        <title>Adventures in airports.</title>
        <description>Indecision poll time! Besides reading or dashing my head repeatedly into a wall, what should i do while i am stuck in the milwaukee airport for several hours? Legality is not necessarily an object. In fact it might make things more interesting.</description>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>dtrom4</strong><br/>
I thought this was the annoying orange?<br />
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_snss6u0-WRI/TPA16ymWqaI/AAAAAAAADk4/0NU16IBRo88/s1600/john-boehner-tan.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /></div></blockquote>
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<img src="http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/ABC_Univision/uni_romney_univision_miami_120919_wg.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" />]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 14:05:25 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I thought this was the annoying orange?<br />
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_snss6u0-WRI/TPA16ymWqaI/AAAAAAAADk4/0NU16IBRo88/s1600/john-boehner-tan.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" />]]></description>
            <dc:creator>dtrom4</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 14:03:29 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138632#msg-138632</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ You mean like this...<br />
<br />
<img src="http://cdn.memestache.com/2012/6/30/c6f164fcb481c36bcbd467dabbc6e6c4.jpg" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
<br />
<br />
Or like this...<br />
<br />
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvnLfxwziHOtp1DHAR4qagQ0L3kwN8Q1TLN6hkK1BjC5gcHeji" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
:D]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Mtn. Girl</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 09:41:51 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138631#msg-138631</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>Mtn. Girl</strong><br/>
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>mike10k</strong><br/>
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>Mtn. Girl</strong><br/>
So I take it you've seen this by now if you've googled it...<br />
[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA"  rel="nofollow">www.youtube.com</a>]<br />
<br />
Hey Thom..... KNIFE! (:P)</div></blockquote>
<br />
i really like that annoying orange guy.</div></blockquote>
<br />
The youtube vids were good when I first watched them. The cartoon on Cartoon Network now, not so much.</div></blockquote>
<br />
You're such an Annoying Orange hipster, Suz.<br />
<br />
As opposed to an annoying orange hipster, which would just be an otherwise normal hipster who happens to be irritating as well as brightly-tinted.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 09:27:18 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>mike10k</strong><br/>
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>Mtn. Girl</strong><br/>
So I take it you've seen this by now if you've googled it...<br />
[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA"  rel="nofollow">www.youtube.com</a>]<br />
<br />
Hey Thom..... KNIFE! (:P)</div></blockquote>
<br />
i really like that annoying orange guy.</div></blockquote>
<br />
The youtube vids were good when I first watched them. The cartoon on Cartoon Network now, not so much.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Mtn. Girl</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 09:19:09 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>Mtn. Girl</strong><br/>
So I take it you've seen this by now if you've googled it...<br />
[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA"  rel="nofollow">www.youtube.com</a>]<br />
<br />
Hey Thom..... KNIFE! (:P)</div></blockquote>
<br />
i really like that annoying orange guy.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:48:10 -0800</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138598#msg-138598</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <u>Haiku for the Exploding Head GIF from Scanners</u><br />
Haha holy shit<br />
That GIF makes me sort of sick<br />
:/ :/ :/ :/ :/]]></description>
            <dc:creator>carly666k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:35:36 -0800</pubDate>
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            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 09:52:48 -0800</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138588#msg-138588</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ So I take it you've seen this by now if you've googled it...<br />
[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA"  rel="nofollow">www.youtube.com</a>]<br />
<br />
Hey Thom..... KNIFE! (:P)]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Mtn. Girl</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 09:44:54 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138586#msg-138586</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ This is horrifying. I'm trying really hard to stay on task at work today, guys. Srsly.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 09:41:05 -0800</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138585#msg-138585</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <u>Haiku for Being an Old, Out-of-touch Bastard</u><br />
What in the ever-<br />
Loving fuck is Annoying<br />
Orange, Suz??!? For real!!!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 09:35:12 -0800</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138584#msg-138584</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <u>Haiku for Carly's reference to Annoying Orange</u><br />
My daughter loves the<br />
Annoying Orange but man<br />
is it annoying!<br />
<br />
<br />
:D]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Mtn. Girl</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 09:26:48 -0800</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138581#msg-138581</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <u>Haiku for Carly Finding Thom in a tMG Forum</u><br />
Oh, hey there, Carly<br />
Fancy running into you<br />
In a place like this.<br />
<br />
Yeah, yours was better. Fuck.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 07:07:05 -0800</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138572#msg-138572</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ Oh hey Thom. Thom, hey.<br />
Thom Thom Thom Thom Thom Thom Thom<br />
Hey Thom. What's up Thom.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>carly666k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 23:58:12 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138545#msg-138545</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ you know, maybe a fun adventure in an airport would be calling up miranda and asking her to meet you at the airport.<br />
<br />
submit to sadyoungcardinals while you still can!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:25:59 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>Wild Creature</strong><br/>
what's the deal? I went to Rebecca-aka-Specs-and-Thom-in-a-cheap-motel-in-Sikeston-Missouri-within-an-intricate-web-of-malicious-lies.blogspot.com and there was nothing there.  oh, wait a second. i see . . .  .</div></blockquote>
<br />
Some bastard sniped that domain name right out from under me. :(]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:24:33 -0800</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ sounds like a gnarly game of &quot;clue.&quot;<br />
<br />
it's actually pretty cool that you got blogged about, thom.<br />
<br />
i've never been blogged by a spurned ex gf.<br />
<br />
at least i don't think so.<br />
<br />
i tried looking up i-should-have-known-by-the-number-of-times-you-put-it-in-my-butt-that-you-were-gay.blogspot.org]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:22:21 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138541#msg-138541</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ what's the deal? I went to Rebecca-aka-Specs-and-Thom-in-a-cheap-motel-in-Sikeston-Missouri-within-an-intricate-web-of-malicious-lies.blogspot.com and there was nothing there.  oh, wait a second. i see . . .  .]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Wild Creature</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:21:34 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138540#msg-138540</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ you kids.<br />
<br />
c'mon, say it don't spray it.<br />
<br />
we're all kids here.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:19:37 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ My side is a lot less exciting. I mean, really, look what I'm competing against. Intricate web! Malicious lies! When is the Hollywood adaptation coming out?<br />
<br />
My side is a lot less... creative.<br />
<br />
Also, I will be flying for the first time in a couple of years in just about a week and a half. Hoping to maybe make use of some of these wonderful suggestions.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:16:50 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ that must have been a bad thime, thom.<br />
<br />
would love to hear your side of the story!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:08:07 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>mike10k</strong><br/>
at least they're free.  and little tiny babies catch a lot more slack if they cry than a two year old.  two year olds can be downright abusive about their crying, and should not be free.  i think quiet kids should be free.  kids that cry, really really expensive.<br />
<br />
that'll learn'em!</div></blockquote>
<br />
If you think that two-year-olds don't get cut a lot of slack for crying on airplanes, you should see how much they frown upon a bearded 35-year-old man engaging in this behavior. Jesus. Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, people on my flight.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:07:49 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>mike10k</strong><br/>
[<a href="http://mirandathom.blogspot.com/"  rel="nofollow">mirandathom.blogspot.com</a>]<br />
<br />
awww.  miranda and thom are no longer together?  <br />
<br />
why didn't you people tell me!<br />
<br />
also, i'm totally boycotting pets mart.</div></blockquote>
<br />
Man, I totally forgot about that final post she made.<br />
<br />
Yeah. Umm. Miranda and Thom haven't been together for a little while now. It was, umm, a rather spectacular implosion. As you can see.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thom</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:06:15 -0800</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ [<a href="http://mirandathom.blogspot.com/"  rel="nofollow">mirandathom.blogspot.com</a>]<br />
<br />
awww.  miranda and thom are no longer together?  <br />
<br />
why didn't you people tell me!<br />
<br />
also, i'm totally boycotting pets mart.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:44:03 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,138531#msg-138531</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ at least they're free.  and little tiny babies catch a lot more slack if they cry than a two year old.  two year olds can be downright abusive about their crying, and should not be free.  i think quiet kids should be free.  kids that cry, really really expensive.<br />
<br />
that'll learn'em!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:33:10 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Oh, man. I'm flying with a 6 week old next week. That will be an adventure in an airport.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>dtrom4</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:25:24 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ i'm bumping this thread more frequently than usual.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 11:52:21 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,132434#msg-132434</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>thom</strong><br/>
i have a beard.</div></blockquote>
<br />
Shave. Let your beard grow again. Shave again. Let it grow again, but longer than the first time. Make a pillow of your shaved beard. Sleep.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Doc Sanchez</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 07:40:01 -0700</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,57393,132432#msg-132432</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ Oddly enough I'm in Jacksonville right now for work and will be flying back on Friday. I have just enough time to visit the costume shop and get a prisoner outfit.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>dollabill</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 16:55:07 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Adventures in airports.</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ bump]]></description>
            <dc:creator>mike10k</dc:creator>
            <category>Whole Wide World</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 14:00:15 -0700</pubDate>
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