stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers QuoteLONDON -- In an interview published Monday in The Guardian newspaper, the 69-year-old says the human brain is a like a computer that will stop working when its components fail. He says: "There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." this guy just gets weirder and weirder. LOOKING! i'm gonna be sorry when i get to heaven and find out there are no broken down computers around anywhere, and stephen hawking is actually jesus. http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119899#msg-119899 Sat, 18 May 2013 16:07:43 -0700 Phorum 5.2.18 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,138524#msg-138524 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,138524#msg-138524 mike10k Whole Wide World Tue, 11 Dec 2012 11:57:23 -0800 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,132331#msg-132331 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,132331#msg-132331 mike10k Whole Wide World Tue, 01 May 2012 14:17:29 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120232#msg-120232 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120232#msg-120232


stephen hawking is hawking his new book.

he's got a drooly and weird mouth.

i wouldn't believe in god if i were him either.

supersmart doods should have adonis' body and tons of naked chicks in a ferrari filled with champagne.

also, i don't like his usage of the word fairy.

i think he means gay.

as in happy.

heaven is a happy story.

what isn't bitches!

need a fuckin genius to understand that??!]]> mike5998 Whole Wide World Fri, 20 May 2011 06:56:21 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120214#msg-120214 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120214#msg-120214
Know wat im sayin?]]> thug4lyfe Whole Wide World Thu, 19 May 2011 20:09:41 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120033#msg-120033 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120033#msg-120033 haiku for aiming to please
burning dummies
makes people happy
which is really all that matters

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mike5998
oh i grok it alright, i grok it just fine thank you!

analogy.
that's when you have a sore on your anus, right?
i mean, saying there is no heaven for broken-down computers would be like....saying there's no heaven for human beings!

Priceless. Jacob is right, you are on fire! Hats off to you sir!]]> rentazilla Whole Wide World Tue, 17 May 2011 18:55:28 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120015#msg-120015 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120015#msg-120015
my IQ is average.]]> mike5998 Whole Wide World Tue, 17 May 2011 17:06:56 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120014#msg-120014 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120014#msg-120014

man #1: ever grokked a smurf?
man #2: no. but once i smurfed a grok.]]> mike5998 Whole Wide World Tue, 17 May 2011 17:05:25 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120012#msg-120012 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,120012#msg-120012 jacobfiala Whole Wide World Tue, 17 May 2011 16:40:59 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119966#msg-119966 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119966#msg-119966
analogy.

that's when you have a sore on your anus, right?

i'm sorry about the sore on your anus, rent, BUTT, we're talking about the unknown. and whenever somebody says they know the unknown, they suddenly seem less like a genius.

me? i have no idea whether there is an afterlife for broken-down computers. personally, i hope there is one. sounds like a great disney movie, kinda like wall-e, only without the humans.

but yeah, grok this rents, hawks is pretty much 100% machine right now and he knows it. so, just because he doesn't want to believe there's a heaven for a broken-down machine like him...that ain't none of my concern. what IS my concern, are all the old computers that i've worked with, that i've enjoyed through the years...i think they get to decide what their unknown is.

i mean, saying there is no heaven for broken-down computers would be like....saying there's no heaven for human beings!

i just thought hawking was smarter than say, a two year old, who says, he knows the earth is round, because galileo told him so.

jesus, how do kids come up with this crap? it's true, it's really true, kids say the darndest things. but so do "geniuses."

what do they know.]]> mike5998 Whole Wide World Tue, 17 May 2011 07:04:38 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119961#msg-119961 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119961#msg-119961













































A form of logical inference or an instance of it, based on the assumption that if two things are known to be alike in some respects, then they must be alike in other respects.]]> rentazilla Whole Wide World Tue, 17 May 2011 06:15:25 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119943#msg-119943 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119943#msg-119943
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myopic mirror
He says: "There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark."

...sounds like someone who is high.


i know, right?

he used to sound so together, but now he's talking about the afterlife of broken-down computers?

he's gotta be on some serious meds.]]> mike5998 Whole Wide World Mon, 16 May 2011 20:13:56 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119942#msg-119942 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119942#msg-119942
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jacobfiala
sounds like he hit the nail on the head

i have to admit. a heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers sounds pretty far out.

but hey.

he's a genius.]]> mike5998 Whole Wide World Mon, 16 May 2011 20:12:57 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119938#msg-119938 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119938#msg-119938

...sounds like someone who is high.]]> myopic mirror Whole Wide World Mon, 16 May 2011 20:02:44 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119933#msg-119933 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119933#msg-119933 jacobfiala Whole Wide World Mon, 16 May 2011 17:41:49 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119929#msg-119929 Re: stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119929#msg-119929
[youtu.be]]]> rentazilla Whole Wide World Mon, 16 May 2011 17:21:36 -0700 http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119899#msg-119899 stephen hawking says there is no heaven for broken computers http://www.mountain-goats.com/forums/read.php?4,119899,119899#msg-119899
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LONDON -- In an interview published Monday in The Guardian newspaper, the 69-year-old says the human brain is a like a computer that will stop working when its components fail.

He says: "There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark."


this guy just gets weirder and weirder.










LOOKING!



i'm gonna be sorry when i get to heaven and find out there are no broken down computers around anywhere, and stephen hawking is actually jesus.]]> mike5998 Whole Wide World Mon, 16 May 2011 11:43:23 -0700