- The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones January
- Tour Dates with Jason Isbell February
- Join Us February
- The Mountain Goats Goths February
- LIVE AT LEEDS May
Archive
2017
2016
- WE WHO WALK BEHIND THE ROWS FALL TOUR 2016 April
- STRETCHING OUT ON A FEW RARE SIDES July
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- Highest House Bid Wins August
- Spotify "Artist's Pick" December
- Universal Harvester Book Trailer December
2015
- The Cream of the Crop January
- Some News August
- REPORT TO THE ASSEMBLED GOATS MASSIVE: WINTER 2015 December
2014
2013
- Close to the Edda February
- Triumphal Arch April
- Requiem for Red Southern Curl May
- Pro- Dragon June
- Resisting Bad Latin Jokes One Minute At A Time July
2012
2011
- Third Bowery Show Added February
- Our New Tape February
- Sending This One Out to Japan March
- Bid Hard: With A Vengeance March
- Tour Is A Feeling April
- Rolling Rolling Rolling Though the Streams Are Swollen June
- Sitting in a Rosemont Hotel Listening to the Holy Sons July
- Insert Mandatory Banana Joke Here September
- Behold Our Transcendental Youth November
- November
- 2012: Putting the Cyborgs On Notice November
2010
- Peeking Out January
- I Will See Some Footie Or Know the Reason Why February
- Get In The Van May
- All Lanes Merge Immediately August
- Austin City Guest Vox October
- Last Two Shows of 2010 December
- Paging Jean Noblet December
2009
- tMG '09: Still Pouting That No-One's Translated Die Kinder der Toten Yet January
- Show Added January
- Harmonic Convergence of Awesome January
- Up for Auction: Guest List for the Whole Dang Tour January
- Added dates! February
- Home Cooking March
- Seasons Change, Venues Change, I Want You, I Want to Feel You By My Side March
- We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, Etc May
- the Good News July
- Hands to Work August
- Shouting Hosannas Out the Windows of Passing Cars September
- Tugs forelock, kicks dust October
- What's Up Johnson Avenue November
- In An Alternate Universe, This Post Would Be A Tweet November
- John D. to Doctor, Cancels Orlando and St. Augustine, Pledges Fealty November
- Brought My Doctor's Note, Let Me In November
2008
- Hurry Up Get Warm January
- Insert Reference To Old Trans X Song January
- Political Song for Alastair Crowley to Sing February
- At the Sound of the Demon Bell February
- Track 5, Now Chainsaw Juggler February
- Australian Tour Cancelled March
- How's It Going April
- Completists' Delight April
- Hot Crossposted Action April
- New York Next Weekend May
- Violators Get Their Tarots Pulled May
- How We're Greeting the Summer May
- No Doves Will Be Harmed July
- Solo Set, At Home, In August July
- What We're Doing With Our Autumn July
- What's That Sound Coming Out of the Hole in the Wood? August
- Re: San Francisco; Shows; Satanic Messiah August
- I knew there was something else I was going to tell you September
- The Satanic Messiah EP October
- Lubbock Venue Change October
2007
- Roll On January
- Has The World Changed, Or Have I Changed? January
- Creature Feature February
- Face Lift February
- Sound Fix, the remix May
- Two Other Upcoming Shows May
- Summer in Chicago May
- Registration for Farm Sanctuary Event Now Closed May
- Attention Attention June
- And Now The News June
- The Sun-Burned Hands I Used to Hold July
- The One Who Insists He Was First In The Line Etc. September
- Northampton Show 9/29 Cancelled September
- 2nd Fall Tour additions October
- Verdict In On Walkie-Talkies: No October
- Again Again November
- High Heresy November
- The reste were knowne Heretickes December
- In Which The Word "Tradition" Gets Abused Somewhat December
2006
- Australia 2006: Numbat Love January
- Late Winter February
- New Zealand February
- Drop In March
- Back to Annandale March
- Always Greener April
- Fall's Coming July
- Piehouse Rats July
- Wild Sage July
- Hey Look It's Our New Video August
- Now With Less Chatter August
- Three Dates Added to Fall Tour August
- Sabu Must Tour Or Forever Rest August
- Sing It September
- Show Added September
- Homing Pigeon September
- Still Going October
- Australia 2007: Thylacine Rising October
- Post Card November
- The John and Sara Show November
- Looking Ahead November
- I Wanna Send This One Out To Japan November
- Secret Show 12/2 November
- Bedecked With Bays And Rosemary December
- Julekage December
2005
- There's a Feeling I Get When I Look to the West January
- Te Voy Hacer Picadillo February
- I've Been to Georgia on a Fast Train, Honey March
- Add Water, Makes Its Own Sauce March
- Monoject Redux March
- Ride the Cyclone! March
- Dilaudid EP available March
- Again Again April
- And Also April
- Ain't No Party Like, Etc April
- West Side: When We Ride, Come Equipped With Game May
- Love Avalanche May
- Buy Olympia May
- On Air June
- Oh Yeah Dude Did I Tell You July
- Tour's End - also, The Vinyl July
- No Rest for the Righteous July
- Look Out Of Any Window July
- Deck Wrecker August
- This Year Video August
- Video Update August
- I Can't Play the Show Tonight August
- Australian Update August
- New Zealand September
- One Night in London September
- Come One Come All September
- And You Don't Stop September
- Everybody Dance Now September
- Remember That Sweater October
- Wubba Wubba Wubba October
- Dear Young People of Kalamazoo October
- Les Beaux Arts November
- Myspace November
- Thank You December
- Merry Merry December
2004
- Fall US Tour October
- Microphone Check October
- Mount St. Helen's October
- Sometimes it Rains in Georgia October
- It's Luxury October
- Method Acting November
- Tagamet November
- Finest Winter Wheat November
- Report from the Interior November
- El Capitan November
- Bones November
- Winding Down November
- Christo'd November